Tasty & somewhat unusual dinner using only brand-name products?

I have been challenged to prepare a general (not too specific) recipe for a meal prepared with only brand-name products. Some suggestions have included the use of certain beers, etc. One suggestion has been to make a "pineapple salad" by taking out the juice from a Dole's pineapple can (pour it out while leaving the pineapples in), then substituting Jello, and let it sit until the Jello is firm. Then pour out the "Jello-ed" pineapple slices & cut each Jello-ed slice individually. Are there any similar suggestions?